i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

its so beautiful to see a coworker high as fuck on the clock

back in my day we lost flappy bird

love when werewolf transformation is shown as painful. hell yeah baby i want to become my true self and i want it to hurt

Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

“fortunate” and “president trump” being in the same sentence when i open the tiktok app was absolutely not on my 2025 bingo card

started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

“monsterfucking is second nature to us tumblrites, so it’s easy for us to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck Pyramidhead and one or two xenonorphs”

Getting to know me isn't easy, but is it worth it? Also, no.