Doeskin Pantaloons

You might be a ride or die friend but are you as ride or die as Merry Brandybuck who found out about the Ring before Frodo even left the Shire and planned out their journey without Frodo even knowing, showing up with supplies and ponies and ready to go on a quest with evil ghost men pursuing them? Doubt it.

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

I am in love with this theory.

This is deeply stupid but a pretty cool mental image/fantasy idea.

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This Friend Is Available To All Ages You Fool

sometimes……….. shows that aren’t cancelled…………. are worse

just say supernatural

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

oh. so jack is stephen's joy and stephen is jack's soul. and im supposed to be normal about that? ok, sure. fine ok yeah sure okayyyy

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.

there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”