Hi yes hello itβs me the local wizard, and I- Ok well βevilβ feels like a strong word but yes, thatβs me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, thatβs my bad. Listen, I didnβt think this through. It didnβt occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.
I know Iβm the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. Iβm begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I canβt take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I canβt keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. Iβve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. Iβm getting nothing done.
Iβll pay you, Iβll grant you wishes, I donβt care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad
