Hi yes hello itโs me the local wizard, and I- Ok well โevilโ feels like a strong word but yes, thatโs me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, thatโs my bad. Listen, I didnโt think this through. It didnโt occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.
I know Iโm the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. Iโm begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I canโt take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I canโt keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. Iโve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. Iโm getting nothing done.
Iโll pay you, Iโll grant you wishes, I donโt care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad
