best doctor symptom

i think i hear an ant outside

i can hear it growling and scratching around in the dirt

Search for the legendary blue ant

woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

sadly e3 been cancelled cos a baby ant walked on stage and slammed everyone into the floor head first… 

He quarentined the ant for only 12 hours to document her behavior for science, gave her a lavish setup to ensure confort and after returned her safely to her colony and then probably cried because this dude loves his ants more than life itself. Never speak bad about my man antscanada again

this ant is in therapy

anteaters can't reheat their leftovers in the microwave

i used to think that song "the ants go marching one by one" was about ants coming to my house to kill me

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

Yeah..... *looks off to the side to make sure no one else is listening but also to look cool* im a wereant......

dudes be like yeah i can cook and throw two ants in the microwave

*Looks at you like an ogre faced spider*

*Looks at you like an ogre faced spider*