how INSANELY fucking funny would it be if 48 hours before the election this year both joe biden and donald trump inexplicably at the same time just dropped dead. like it was just their time to go. their half-corpse bodies had just had enough of this shit and they both just gave out. i think that would be the tipping point that would destroy america once and for all

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After a couple months of living in Colchester, I thought I had finished making the mental adjustment to the different dialect and then some lady at Tesco was all “Ooooh, what sort of veg do you fancy?” and my brain just short-circuited because it SOUNDED LIKE WHAT AN AMERICAN THINKS AN ENGLISH LADY TALKS LIKE

me waiting for my mother in the checkout aisle

your acquaintance from highschool that is elbows deep in a pyramid scheme: #girlboss

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

WHO HE TAKE THIS FOR??????

HIMSELF BITCH CAN A MAN FEEL CUTE???