Do Cats Pray?

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

Cis people simply don’t understand that the entire harry potter franchise is basically a hate symbol these days

You should be able to listen to a full album without looking at your phone. You should be able to watch a 3 hour film from beginning to end without checking social media. If you can't do this, you need to start training your attention span as if it were a physical muscle. I don't experience boredom or restlessness because I've trained my brain to not be dependent on quick stimuli and dopamine hits. If you can't chill on a park bench while waiting for a friend with just your imagination to keep you company, you need to learn how to do it ASAP because one day we may not have access to the internet.

It pisses me off so much when people look at their phones in the movie theater. Because not only are you blinding/distracting me with your screen, but you're wasting your money, having paid for a ticket to NOT watch the movie. It's as rude as talking during a movie imo

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

what if I dangled a string in front of your face