Dobbybot

You are a person and that's tricky, but you're doing great

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

who tried to drown attention

Oh my god kinda fucked up how your heavy's group of raptors builds a statue in honour of mice's horse

Did you know William Shatner learned hebrew from my desert's half-Symmetra carpet

you: tfw otps annoys knife crab me:Oh my god their boy feared scientology

Seriously, Seriously, I am going to shame your hippo

god must love stupid people. he made so many.

I think the conservative group of memes's banana differentially diagnosed an wart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU5onrWfYo

The surest way of spoiling a pleasure is to start examining your satisfaction.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or or not.