I Really Like The Stars

i praise the lord that mike myers’ cat in the hat came before tumblr. imagine the

rest in fucking pieces siobhan

self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob

Uhhhh… Not sure if the original poster knows how small a violin is- let me break it down for you. It’s too small to live in. Violins are musical instruments that are to be played by people and they are small enough to carry on your shoulder, so no, you can’t live inside of one. It’s a shame I even have to explain this, people these days aren’t involved with the arts and rather listen to rap music.

^ TRUE….

FINALLY👏SOMEONE👏SAID👏THIS👏

can someone reblog this with that screencap of the youtube comment thats like “he is bodybuilder. STRONG motherfucker”

thank you so Fucking much

it’s still so wild to me that john mulaney is only 35 years old because whenever he tells stories about his childhood i can’t help but picture him in like the 1960s playing baseball and going to the malt shop and saying things like “why i oughta”

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

Reblog if you don't have a tumblr account

neat!

haikubot sweetie you’re doing amazing

this is the best smash up yet

mentally can’t distinguish it from the original

do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone 

I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel