PINEAPPLE EMPIRE

Not all that lies forgotten is worth remembering...

Some things are best left alone...

Others, though...

it’Guess who’s back? It’s me! Monokuma!

Now I know there haven’t been too many posts recently, we’ve been somewhat stagnant ourselves, buuuuut I have a very important announcement to make!

For our loyal followers, yesterday would’ve been a very important day! Because, yesterday was Dungeons and Despair’s 1 Year Anniversary!

To be precise, 1 year, 34 hours, and 30 minutes ago, we had our very first session. Filled with shitposts, memes, and pineapples, we set off on a magical journey that would lead us to the hell that is where we are now. It’s been good fun, hasn’t it?

Hey, we’re not dead!

I suppose I should introduce myself. I’m the Kazuichi of this RP, and a rookie shitposter. You can just call me The Snarky One.

I know we’ve been a little starved for content recently, so, have a shitpost moment from a couple months ago. Glad to see we’re up and running again!

last time the ship sunk, this time the car crashed

The fourth and last part of the first trial’s opener. The trial proceedings that followed were as colorful and delusional as the moments I’ve captured here over the past few days, including but not limited to a fifty-minute time gap between deaths where the blackened didn’t do anything without any evidence to prove it, effectively four Mono running the trial, and a memorable Leon meltdown.

To catch up, here are parts 1, 2, and 3.

The third part of the first trial’s opener which continues the conversation from part 1 and part 2.

Even when we seemed to have lost our minds, I’m still being called out for being the insane one in the room. I guess I’m the one being brought to a sparkling justice over this wonderful slip-up.

Further, we have collectively acknowledged our predicament and can therefore conclude that LSD was clearly somehow involved in this conversation.

The concluding part of this opener will be out this weekend. Chapter 2 of DnD S2 begins tomorrow, 29 October, at 12:00 UTC. Stay tuned to both, and have a great weekend.

Here’s the second part of the opening to the first trial. I’ll be finished once I get to Monokuma’s opening remarks.

I’d naively forgotten that Sonia isn’t among us this season. For that matter, neither is Gundham.

Also, we may or may not have linked our collective consciences together... uh... did someone find the hidden away LSD?

First impressions are everything. With Trial 1 and consequently Chapter 1 coming to a close, let’s look back on how we all handled the courtroom for the first time.