Excelsior

23.02.2020

I just want to go out there and start living in a cottage in a forest but alas, I have to study the political currents and events that resulted in WW2.

blue:

adam:

noah:

ronan:

henry:

Ronan: no-

Today, I made my first meme. 

Gansey: “I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting”

“you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you”

Blue: “you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair”

“I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under”

Ronan: “sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all”

“I’m very gay, I’d like a few dollars”

Adam: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day I’ll die”

“In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroine”

Noah: “I don’t look like someone who used to do anything. I look like I was just sitting in a chair eating saltines for 28 years and then walked right out here”

“What’s new pussycat?”

Henry: “I am a proud Asian American woman, and you will treat me with respect”

“I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing”

Bonus:

Kavinsky: “eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs”

Maura: “this is an office…” *looks at Ronan and Adam* “could be a nursery”

Mr. Gray: “one black coffee”

Noah Czerny, smudgy opportunist:

Gansey = stops breathing if his car is insulted

Adam = I will sacrifice myself for everyone any time just ask pls no I’d love to just ask ok ask now

Noah = says “I’ve been dead for 7 years” when asked if he just. wants. to. eat. pizza

Ronan = if anything happens to my baby bird I will kill you all and then myself