'Cause I'm Mr.Brightside

Mondays are the worst

My parents didn’t want us to say “fart” either and made up the word “lollipoo” and my older sibling thought it was a real word until college

So when I first started dating my now wife, we were having Christmas Eve dinner. I somehow said “fart” and her grandmother gasped at me very loudly and said “WE DO NOT SAY THE F WORD IN THIS HOUSE” I looked at my wife very confused and worried I said fuck. She then informed me we aren’t allowed to say fart.

Ive been up since 4 with rylee. Left for work at 7. Worked till 8. Got home at 8:30. It is now 10:10 and I’m still trying to get Ryle to sleep. I haven’t ate dinner or had a drink since before I left work.

Finally got her to sleep at 10:50. Glad I made egg salad yesterday. Going to eat that and drink a beer or two and pray that Rylee stays asleep.

Well we got till 2:30. She was asleep again I tried to get out and she started to cry again.

Ive been up since 4 with rylee. Left for work at 7. Worked till 8. Got home at 8:30. It is now 10:10 and I’m still trying to get Ryle to sleep. I haven’t ate dinner or had a drink since before I left work.

Finally got her to sleep at 10:50. Glad I made egg salad yesterday. Going to eat that and drink a beer or two and pray that Rylee stays asleep.

Good stuff