SWAG PUNCH A BITCH

at any given time you can post "they're doing some crazy shit to araragi-san" and they usually are

at any given time you can post "they're doing some crazy shit to araragi-san" and they usually are

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

i laced your joint with A Knight's Honor

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

it's fucked man she's wearing a tardigrade skin coat dude. this is like 1,000,000,001 dalmatians dude