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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.
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im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen
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The GOAT
I feel like the obvious solution to the Krusie vs Suselle shipping wars is polyamory idk

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I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.
during pride month??????
Great news: after being banned from Night Power Tools, my wife has taken up whittling and is making me a spoon
Finished spoon!
YES OMG BRĂNNHILDE
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
Let's hold up traffic with mama!
things i did that forced me to be a better artist:
used a reference for everything
thinner line art (you think thats thin? go thinnerâŚ.)
sketch, then do a cleaner sketch, THEN start finalizing
THUMBNAILS
color research, picking a set palette or light/dark for each work
you like that pose? redo it one more time
USE A DAMN REFERENCE
do not rely on stylization as an excuse for anatomy
draw the goddamn background you coward
just draw the hand- a bad hand is better than a hidden hand
the rule of thirds WORKS
take a considerable break between sketch and lines/paint
know that art takes longer as you get better at it
draw the seams on clothes
stop aiming for accuracy and focus on fluidity and motion, accuracy will come with practice of those two concepts
justâŚdo the chiaroscuro. just DO IT. no excuses it always works
stop making excuses, make yourself an art schedule/set weekly(or daily) art goals and just DO IT.
âdraw the goddamn background you cowardâ

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I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said âwish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radioâ
breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby
*screams of a witch burning at the stake*
THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO
*Gregorian chanting*
13.21
*leper bell ringing*
HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM
*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*
WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES
LITURGIES
AND MORE LITURGIES
*Templar knights praying out loud*
THIS ISNâT THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
Saw a film twitter user with âźď¸ODYSSEY SPOILERSâźď¸ in their display name and i appreciate the sentiment but the odyssey (the story) has been out for 3,000 years
The Odyssey can never be truly re-created. It can only be re-told again and again and again until it becomes a stranger to its original words
can I say something.
I actually do not give an actual fuck about (most of) the perceived inaccuracies and adaptive flourishes of Nolan's Odyssey and I think that some of you need to understand that stories can be good even if they are changed to fit a different thematic structure. I simply do not care about perceived mischaracterizations of one of history's oldest blorbos: Idgaf that it didn't include the Nobody detail when Odysseus' connection to the gods is tenuous and his sponsor god/the personification of his guilt wears the face of an innocent murdered as a result of his violations. His defining character traits are established much differently, and in my opinion, serve the medium far better. I think that some of you need to stop the rehash and enjoy a piece of art that claims inspiration, not accuracy.
also the whinging about these kinds of adaptive details is kind of like christians getting upset about jesus christ superstar.

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I can forgive most of the historical inaccuracies in the odyssey 2026 however what I cannot forgive is the lack of Matt Damon showing full hog while killing the suitors
went to my first ren fair and now my life is changed. i saw someone with an outfit like this and thought, "i shall draw kris in this fit immediately". still can't stop thinking about it, thank you stranger