wahoo!

Let's get friday afternoon pregnant with saturday morning

how am I supposed to go to the supermarket without cavalry support

readings show a level 5 Wonka event in the area

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

ahhhh!!! 400 devils!!!! just kidding

don’t ever scare me like that again

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

It's so cool to make friends in the computer (forgets to respond to everyone forgets to talk to anyone)