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TEEN WOLF AU: Derek Hale works alongside his sister Laura Hale at the Beacon Hills Sheriff Department, both as deputies, and he mainly works with the K-9 Unit, even fostering some of the dogs before their training. Stiles Stilinski works alongside his brother Scott McCall as paramedics for Beacon County. Both Derek and Stiles often see each other at scenes and they work well together, despite the bickering that the rest of their teams/friends have viewed. Then one day when Stiles and Scott are out on a heart attack call downtown, Derek gets hurt in a volatile situation. Stiles ends up telling the rougish deputy about his feelings after Derek awakes in the hospital with Stiles sleeping in an uncomfortable chair by his bedside (where Stiles had been every spare moment he’d had), and it turns out that Derek also has feelings for Stiles. The bickering turns out to be their version of foreplay. Deputy Erica Reyes wins the pool on when the two idiots where going to get together, and when Stiles brings Derek over for family dinner it’s the Sheriff who threatens Stiles against hurting Derek, much to the amusement of everyone at the table. 

sterek au - emissary!stiles

GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. I was eating lunch today in a cafe and had a cupcake for dessert. I split it in half so I could make a cupcake sandwich out of it and this girl at a table next to me saw it and said under her breath, “DILF.”

I froze and looked at her and was like, “I’m sorry, WHAT?” And she got all red and goes, “No, no, no, I wasn’t calling you a DILF, it’s just the cupcake thing, it’s this story, and then, yeah.”

And I just looked her straight in the eye and said, “Sterek.”

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