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~#personal vent/rambling tag (I talk a lot about feeling suicidal, just as a warning)

~if you want my age you'll have to stalk me ♡

~don't dm me please

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thefearofcod

look. here’s the thing. If you have a relative or family friend or some such who does a craft/hobby/skill that you’ve “always wanted to learn” you should ask them about it. Your grandma does embroidery and you want to learn? Sit down one day, or call her, or write a letter, or something, and say “I am interested in learning this craft.” There’s basically zero chance that Uncle Francis is gonna refuse to teach you about his model ships. Grandma is THRILLED to show you her quilting. Ms Barbara from the church bake sale WILL teach you how to make the fudge that made her second husband propose.

your friends and contemporaries are also a tremendous resource, and you should ask them too! But there’s just no replacement for the expertise of someone who has been knitting for sixty years. Part of this, also, is that older crafters can often give you materials to help you start, and your broke millennial friends usually can’t. My mom has more wool than she will ever use in her life, and she knows it. When one of my friends wanted to start knitting, my mom just gave her this gorgeous silver handspun yarn she’d made but wasn’t attached to. Yarn like that is expensive! Handspun yarn from someone who has been spinning for thirty years doesn’t often happen to beginners! And starting with good materials is better than starting with bad, because it helps you develop taste and a sense of quality more quickly.

Experienced crafters are often able to help you avoid learning bad or damaging habits—as a teenager, my sewing teacher spent a lot of time teaching me how to do things so that I didn’t get repetitive stress injuries (like she did). They’re going to be able to lend you books, send you ancient angelfire html pages with the most exacting instructions on earth, show you the good places to get crafting supplies that aren’t am*zon.

But you have to ask. Do not wait until these people are dead, and then say “I wish I knew.” You have to do it now, while you can.

oh yeah in a couple days I'm gonna Disappear my blogs again temporarily, not for depression reasons but just bc I'm on vacation and don't wanna be on my phone all the time

uququ

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

ring2002

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

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stupidrehab

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

depsidase

astralynx

Btw pro tip from someone who is far too paranoid for his own good but also loves horror content like a fucking idiot: imagine whatever is scaring you atm trying to sell you weed. This always helps.

astralynx

I hope the person who wrote this tag knows this was the first thing I saw this morning when I woke up and I actually almost started crying

trina-makes-an-entrance

Kris is the type of person that when you cover their mouth to shut them up they immediately start licking it.

#op you're the only one who gets them

snakebites-and-ink

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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cannibalings

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

"I forgot my pin code, do you know what it is?"

idk how I don't encounter this level of stupidity anywhere else, customers are just a different breed. average stupid person walks into a store and all their brain cells fall out immediately.

#no I don't know your fucking CREDIT CARD PIN CODE #NO I DON'T KNOW THE PASSWORD TO *YOUR* PHONE #I'VE NEVER MET YOU IN MY LIFE #oh my goddd #and today a customer kept only typing in the first two numbers of her pin #and then when it didn't work she got mad that the thing was broken #try typing in four numbers 😭

ticklefighthockey

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

cutecipher

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

using doodling on a sticky note as a litmus test to tell how busy it is in the store. aka it took three hours to doodle something in between customers that would usually take ten minutes max

#and the managers really expect you to do other tasks if there's no customers at the register #you get AT MOST 30 seconds away from the register before you need to go back or you get a question #you're not gonna get shit done 😭

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my coworker noticed i have an initial between my names and guessed that my middle name was Anderson....why would that be the first name you think of 😭

#who gives a girl the middle name of ANDERSON #what a day #I was so excited for tomorrow too until I looked at who's on the schedule :/

relelvance

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

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