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~#personal vent/rambling tag (I talk a lot about feeling suicidal, just as a warning)

~if you want my age you'll have to stalk me ♡

~don't dm me please

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ring2002

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

stupidrehab

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

depsidase

astralynx

Btw pro tip from someone who is far too paranoid for his own good but also loves horror content like a fucking idiot: imagine whatever is scaring you atm trying to sell you weed. This always helps.

astralynx

I hope the person who wrote this tag knows this was the first thing I saw this morning when I woke up and I actually almost started crying

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trina-makes-an-entrance

Kris is the type of person that when you cover their mouth to shut them up they immediately start licking it.

#op you're the only one who gets them

snakebites-and-ink

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

cannibalings

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

"I forgot my pin code, do you know what it is?"

idk how I don't encounter this level of stupidity anywhere else, customers are just a different breed. average stupid person walks into a store and all their brain cells fall out immediately.

#no I don't know your fucking CREDIT CARD PIN CODE #NO I DON'T KNOW THE PASSWORD TO *YOUR* PHONE #I'VE NEVER MET YOU IN MY LIFE #oh my goddd #and today a customer kept only typing in the first two numbers of her pin #and then when it didn't work she got mad that the thing was broken #try typing in four numbers 😭

ticklefighthockey

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

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cutecipher

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

using doodling on a sticky note as a litmus test to tell how busy it is in the store. aka it took three hours to doodle something in between customers that would usually take ten minutes max

#and the managers really expect you to do other tasks if there's no customers at the register #you get AT MOST 30 seconds away from the register before you need to go back or you get a question #you're not gonna get shit done 😭

my coworker noticed i have an initial between my names and guessed that my middle name was Anderson....why would that be the first name you think of 😭

#who gives a girl the middle name of ANDERSON #what a day #I was so excited for tomorrow too until I looked at who's on the schedule :/

relelvance

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

a customer didn't even hear me talk, walked up to me, and asked "are you from australia or maybe perhaps new zealand"

wtf 😩

#I think she's come in before and also asked where I'm from....#like she just comes in. picks a random country. and asks if I'm from there #and then I tell her the answer and she forgets the next time she's here #WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW SO BADLY 😭😭😭😭😭#I said no and then she was like 'England?'#NO!!!!!!!!#I told her I'm from China and she went :0 #okay but seriously Australia????? fucking australia #I've gotten a lot of guesses in my life but never Australia #what kinda accent do I have 😭

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peanutpalace-deactivated2023011

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

monkeyislandtwo

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

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