say that again?

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

a lot of writing is sort of watching the film in your head like oh sorry can’t write the chapter yet i have to repeat hallucinate the dialogue first

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

they call me the avoider for reasons i don't really want to talk about

for my birthday this year i want a beer and a burger

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

How to become normal under 48 hours

Don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My Morning Tumblr Mutual

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

oooouughggh I have a really bad headache I need to look at my screen more it's the only thing that soothes me

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

GIRL NO YOU’RE MOURNING SOMETHING THAT HASN’T EVEN HAPPENED YET AGAIN!!!!!!