where's everyone going... bingo?

‘puppy want a treat??’ puppy just wants one goddamn day without suffering

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

All my homies hate the U.S. government.

Let’s call out sick and play gay boys together.

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

going to the movies should cost $1.00. bobcorn should be a free treat

(first time degrading someone) you should consider seeing a therapist

The militantly virginal Saint Michael the Archangel