DitziMitzi's Pizzaxtravaganza

This unlocked memories of that one Don Knotts movie where he turns into a fish

Beach Bear is his nickname and Fatz is chill enough (read: can't remember at all) to not tell the others Beach's real name cause he's so insecure about it

Junk Day could've worked if it was like "bring in some recyclble material and get some tokens!" But the fact they wanted to recapture Colander Night so bad they briefly thought GLUING TRASH TO THE WALLS of a kid's entertainment center/restaurant where people eat is a fun idea... insane. Thank Talos they didn't but it's just the fact they considered it at all that gets me

I get the feeling they wanted to be like Cracker Barrel and TGI Fridays so bad, and it backfired in such a quietly unspectacular way

I think they forgot the difference is that Cracker Barrel and TGIF bring in the things they put on the wall themself and clean them if they're dirty

CB has an entire warehouse full of the things they buy, maybe an hour and a half from where I live. It's pretty big, and they've got this whole American Pickers style squad of employees that look for what the company wants. You think Showbiz could've EVER afforded that sort of thing? Not while paying for the games and the animatronics

Junk Day could've worked if it was like "bring in some recyclble material and get some tokens!" But the fact they wanted to recapture Colander Night so bad they briefly thought GLUING TRASH TO THE WALLS of a kid's entertainment center/restaurant where people eat is a fun idea... insane. Thank Talos they didn't but it's just the fact they considered it at all that gets me

I get the feeling they wanted to be like Cracker Barrel and TGI Fridays so bad, and it backfired in such a quietly unspectacular way

What if Munch Jr. was a superhero too sometimes? Like, “Galactic Glamour and his son, Space Shadow” or something idk

Friendly reminder that of all the characters they could've picked for Spock in that one art piece, they chose Munch! He's ABSOLUTELY a spaceboy