A New Start

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

wanna kiss someone so filthy you can see the string of spit and their fucked out eyes when we pull apart

and why does tom hardy have such a plush kissable mouth...what's he doing with all that...

Cock on my mind but not in my mouth 😔

I need the werewolves to be hot for once in my lifetime

i might not have a tight grip on reality but i have a tight grip where it matters

if you don’t believe in dryhumping + making out + being handsy before the sex then do not hmu