I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

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I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

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is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes
Posting this separately too so I can spread the word.
Don't sign up for Hockay.
There's AI slop art everywhere, the GitHub has Claude files, there's a fucking merch store with the ai slop... Its nothing but a miserable pile of slop.
I honestly feel betrayed.
I’m not in a place to post this to my Blaseball blog but
the fabled Hlockey had appeared
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Don't.
There's AI slop art everywhere, the GitHub has Claude files, there's a fucking merch store with the ai slop... Its nothing but a miserable pile of slop.
Drawing harmony every day until Splatoon 4 releases day 940
Weekly Harmony #14, suggested by patron Psychoskull...be gay! Do crime!

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You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!
https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf
how're you feeling?
Great!
okay, I could do it
okay, I couldn't do it
dead
horrible
im allergic/intolerant
Results
... Is the April fools just snake this year?
tumblr's shooting itself in the foot, twitter is a cesspit, bluesky is full of boring liberals, fediverse is still hard to use
truly, now, is finally the time for blaseball.com to add posting
I think it's been long enough that I can Post about this (lol) we actually were really close to releasing Posting at one point
by which I mean management were really close to releasing Posting, but our Sensible Community Director looked at how much work would be involved and how the entire community team would instantly drop dead from stress and said "hey how about we do a little test run first?"
and it was pure chaos. we had very minimal moderation tools while the rest of the staff had free reign to Post, with some given a specific role to fulfil while Posting, like
Lost Elderly Grandmother
Seven People Who Are All One Guy's Sockpuppets
Polite Ultra Right-Wing Troll Who's "Just Asking Questions"
The Real Timothy Chalamet
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. new and original ways to get around the swearing filter. a four-thousand emoji-long skateboard trick. ascii shitposting.
after that uproarious 8-hour slack call it went back to the drawing board, to try to figure out more robust filtering and stronger moderation tools
not that it matters, because four months later it was over for good.
nobody will ever Post on blaseball.com again.
and that's probably a good thing.
dear god.
*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science
*the orange grows legs and skitters away*
Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*
*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*
“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*
Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.
The only valid response to this post.
We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink
You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple
#this is tumblr we’ve all seen what’s happened to the pineapple
tags via @sylveondreams
and @staff wanted to take this from us

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get your medals everyone
cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.
in case it's not clear to everyone, OPs can't even see tags unless they're on a post reblogged directly from them, even if nobody's added comments in the reblogs chain.
a post can have 500 reblogs, half of them with tags, but unless every single post is being shared directly from the original, the OP is probably going to think that nobody's saying anything
get ready for tumblr to feel like a ghost town, even when it's not
Hello I would like a Tumblr with zero qualities of Tumblr - NOBODY EVER
Interesting.
Under the new post model, flagging a thread's root post as non-rebloggable affects only the root post and any reblogs without comments; reblogs with comments which were made before the root post was made non-rebloggable now remain rebloggable, regardless of the root post's settings.
Further, there doesn't seem to be any mechanism at all for flagging a reblog with comments as non-rebloggable, not even by the reblog's own author; the upshot is that any post that's been reblogged with a comment even once effectively cannot be made non-rebloggable at all.
Between this and rendering nearly all non-first-order reblogs with comments undiscoverable to the author of the original post, I imagine harassment campaigns are going to have a field day!

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Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes
The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve.
Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.
If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.
Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.
This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!
It’s very clear that you all have strong feelings about Tumblr and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for how Tumblr works is one of the things that makes this place special.
As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we’ll keep reading your replies and reblogs, so please keep sharing your questions, concerns, and ideas.
Your creativity has always been the heart of Tumblr, whether you’re the original poster or adding something brilliant in the reblogs, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.
If you’d like to talk directly beyond the comments, leave a reply and we’ll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to make Tumblr better.
"We hear you."
short list of things you broke
Blocking -> people I have blocked are now on my dash because the broken reblog chains nullifies blocking
Tags -> tags count as "adding something" so even a tag will stop OP from being able to see comments or tags of people who reblog from you, actively discouraging ANY interaction to avoid taking traction from OP
Reblogs -> I mean the point was to break these so congrats I Guess
In-depth conversation threads -> want to discuss a topic in depth with 2 or more people? think again
Leaving nice comments in tags / talking in tags -> literally one of the main things that makes tumblr special. congrats again I Guess
like everything about this is bad. you clearly have no interest in hearing from us, though, since your answer is "we hear you but you just have to get used to it teehee"
i met my wife on this website. i've been here since 2012. i've seen a lot of shit updates. this one takes the cake. it is fundamentally unusable now.
Congrats or whatever. Hope you hit your bottom line real good.
Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes
The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve.
Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.
If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.
Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.
This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!
It’s very clear that you all have strong feelings about Tumblr and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for how Tumblr works is one of the things that makes this place special.
As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we’ll keep reading your replies and reblogs, so please keep sharing your questions, concerns, and ideas.
Your creativity has always been the heart of Tumblr, whether you’re the original poster or adding something brilliant in the reblogs, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.
If you’d like to talk directly beyond the comments, leave a reply and we’ll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to make Tumblr better.
NOBODY WANTS THIS.