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foxglovecove

Decay

#So good!

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#Ruby Rhod vs Leela Futurama #No contest I’m totally living through this

shithowdy

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

dct239394cvvd098dffgggp

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

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pansy2025

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

mezzodical

girltentacles

garages songs are awesome cause i'tll be like a really apt anti-capitalist anthem that you need to understand like four points of obscure blaseball trivia to grasp

#blaseball #the garages #Yea…

doctorwhoisadhd

i cant be there for this but !!! breath mints album i discovered on bandcamp has a listening party in about an hour and 45 minutes!!

(u may already know 3 of the songs from being on the garages' album Reunion Tour !!!)

#kansas city breath mints #Blaseball

33v0

zagzie

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

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penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

hollow-keys

Wait it gets better.

Farage scripted this entire thing as a serious redemption arc where he faces down the other parties and proves his Mandate or whatever, but since the legitimate parties refused to stand now he's stuck running lines like this

Against a bin.

sniperct

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

mephistopheles

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

cosmogyros

trooth

when i was 8 i wrote this list of “new” children’s names with the conviction i was predicting the future

elodieunderglass

Some bangers on here OP just wait a little longer

naamahdarling

Attempted ID: a sheet of notebook paper with childish writing full of many corrections. It reads:

New Names For New Children

Tuqja

Lens

Janks

Jesumeo

Myrend

Suoe

Groundin

Sackupobe

Lepkin

Stgnck

Suemet

Lluekin

Houetkin

Cooklin

Souesue

Lickkin

Lickin

Noshkin

Mandan

Joomr

Forkel

Linkel

Boomr

elodieunderglass

Oh that’s wonderful, thanks for doing that.

valtsv

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

valtsv

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

valtsv

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

spice-ghouls

teaboot

Oh fucking thissss

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mod2amaryllis

parts 1-2

mod2amaryllis

part 3

and this is the true story of my monday afternoon

mod2amaryllis

it frew up :'(

heart-sprout

I'd like to thank op because I have been using these as reaction images since I first saw this post in 2022 and I had lost track of their origin but now I am grateful to the universe for the chance to say bless u

mod2amaryllis

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

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