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“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

Farage scripted this entire thing as a serious redemption arc where he faces down the other parties and proves his Mandate or whatever, but since the legitimate parties refused to stand now he's stuck running lines like this

New Names For New Children

Tuqja

Lens

Janks

Jesumeo

Myrend

Suoe

Groundin

Sackupobe

Lepkin

Stgnck

Suemet

Lluekin

Houetkin

Cooklin

Souesue

Lickkin

Lickin

Noshkin

Mandan

Joomr

Forkel

Linkel

part 3

The problem is that everyone has to work 8 hours, pretty much no exceptions, and with getting ready time + (unpaid) lunch + commute, “8 hours” is actually anywhere between 9 and 12, every single day, with more work to do when you get home because our society and culture was built around having one member of the household home full time and nothing has changed now that almost everyone works.