this video saved my life
@sashayed Here, have some joy
Ryan Lochte: My philosophy is if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning. So…
Sheinelle Jones: Ooh.
RL: …if I go out all night, and I go dancing and I’m drinking, you know what, I still have a job to do and I ha – still have a goal to do.
Mike Jerrick: [clears throat]
SJ: I like that. I – I have a feeling my cohost – that’s what you live by, right? [barely holding it together] If you’re a man at night, then you gotta be a man in the morning –
MJ: OK. Ryan, good luck to you. We’ll be watching.
RL: Uhh, thank you.
MJ & SJ: [slowly vibrating into silent hysteria]
MJ: [waves, like to a baby]
MJ & SJ: [shrieks of laughter]
SJ: [incomprehensible] ohmygod I can’tdoit I ca – ooo
MJ: Seriously, how are they going to get enough material … What was the question that stumped him?
SJ: You asked – what – what – what – what a woman can say …. what a woman can s – [loses it]
MJ: I guess silence, uh, im – impresses him.
SJ: You can’t – no, it’s just a woman couldn’t say anything. [sniffs] He is good-looking.
MJ: I need to eat some oatmeal on that.
SJ: [fully collapsing] We are so gonna get in trouble.
MJ: Wh…seriously, how are they gonna g – put together like 22, 13 weeks of programming? [cackling]
SJ: [weeping] He’s so cute.
MJ: Oh. He is cute.
SJ: Did you see the plaid?
MJ: Yeah.
SJ: And y – wh – you should loosen your tie like that, cause that’s – sexy. It really is. Whoo. What’d he say, “I’m a man at night –” What is it?
MJ: “You know I’m a man at night … and a man in the morning.”
SJ: ᴼʰ ᴳᵒᵈ ⁻⁻ ᴵ ᶜᵃ ⁻⁻
[cackling]
SJ: ᴵ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᵈoit. My lash is gonna come off, sorry –
MJ: Look out, we got a – we got a lash. We got a lash off. [clears throat]
SJ: Oh my God.
MJ: Let me tell you about this, Sheinelle –
SJ: Ohh I’m snorting.
