#BuyBionic™

remember when y'all were obsessed with avan jogia? but then he disappeared and ariana grande emerged? its almost like only one person from victorious can be that bitch™ at a time

Beyoncé truly is the gift that keeps on giving every time I thought she was done she did a whole costume change and kept going

y'all know what the hardest part about planning a wedding is? everything bitch, eh-ver-ree-thing. i don't wanna get married no more its tew merch. also by marrying a white man not only am i complacent in continuing to be a white man’s whore but i am indirectly responsible for encouraging it. i am feeding into the stereotype of asian female white male but i love him and he's so sexy and he dicks me down so good but at what point do i stand up and tell him that tonight i will peg him and fuck him like his white ancestors did to my fellow asian sistrens? also is ** too old to be having kids again like my son is ** now so he's a teenage (i had him at 16 i’m not o*d) is it too late to have a younger brother or sister or possibly twin sisters if i decide to go in vitro? cuz i really want twin girls like its been my dream since i was looking at cute twin girls in matching outfits on instagram but like back to the wedding thing like idek what color scheme i want but i definitely want like a light light shade of purple maybe like a light lavender and white something creamy but not too chunky but more liquidy and i also want lilies but white lilies reminds me of a funeral for some reason but they're so pretty and i don't think lavender lilies exist omg yes lavender is gonna be cute like obviously ill be in a sexy lace wedding dress very elegant and cute with a dash of slut holding a purple/white/lavender bouquet and my bridesmaids wearing flowy lavender dress and the groom and groomsmaids will be wearing a dark gray suit (or black i haven't decided) with matching lavender vests and bowties (or regular ties i have decided) and a cute little lavender spray paint rose on their lapel or wherever they pin their fucking flowers at weddings