Biggest Dork

For context: this is a spotted lanternfly, it is highly invasive in the US, and causes damage to crops and plants. If you see them please report the sighting here and kill on sight.

loading a bunch of guns like the punisher reading this

gets me every time ;(

Women fear me, fish want me

At last, the blow fish.

social media is ruining our attention spans but unlike the billion other guilt-tripping posts im just here to tell you to admit to yourself that you’re on your phone too much. even if nothing immediately changes. even if you’re doing it to cope. just say it to yourself. and slowly, slowly start relearning hobbies you once loved

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

HOLY SHIT???

God I love it when people mash classic arts and modern art together, it creates the most incredible things

I absolutely hate that this was only 15 seconds

oh god my nutrients

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

Posts that hit different in quarantine.