snakes' den

I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”

when you say "get rid of the cursed amulet," i can't help but notice a tone of jealousy. envy, even

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

They should invent a new kind of body that doesn't do that

anders like "i need ingredients for a . potion. that will split me and justice from each other. even though i said it was impossible before without me dying. forget about that i lied. will you help me find the ingredients. ok thanks the first one i need is nitroglycerin"

Nothing worse than being obsessed with an ocs ship you haven't even properly written down yet

Falls on my ass and dies from falling on my ass and dying

kids these days have it so easy. not only do all actors ship the gay ships they’re part of, some of them ship them even harder than the fans do. back in my day we got hatecrimed by jensen ackles at fan conventions.

"no added msg" to be honest it could use some msg

(through gritted teeth) so incheresting how you have interpreted this television show we have both seen! you know it's like i always say. the world is full of many people and in my necessarily limited perspective i may only ever understand but a few of them. haha!

what the "go outside and touch grass" sayers dont know that if you go outside and touch grass for long enough you cross an event horizon in which you become significantly weirder and more fucked up than any chronically online asshole can be. and they like those people even less.

i regularly have people on trails turn and high tail it the other way when they see me coming. i can point at all the scars on my arm and name the plants that gave them to me and my opinions on them. ive lost count of how many spiders ive pulled out of my hair. you wish you were me.

its all "go outside and touch grass" until u start realizing that the outdoors should be a limitless right for everyone and you start hopping fences onto private property to collect bones from a dead animal you found or start following streams all the way to their source even if it takes you through someones baclyard and suddenly no one wants you outside anymore

I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it

aw hell

they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

If you broaden your horizons just a little, there's a whole world of hobbies out there that destroy your knees instead