MIKE PACER THE HORSE TRAINER PUNCHED MY HORSE IN THE FACE

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

hey, yeah, your boyfriend? yeah well he tried to go to the bathroom and fell in the pit toilet. yeah we're not getting him back out of there. yeah he's part of the ecosystem down there now.

woah they made seattle from blaseball the garages a real thing????

where am i

i am so tempted to liveblog this but ummm. i feel like that might be veering into mildly dangerous territory.

seattle aint shit

the man in the yellow hat has so much rizz

what the "go outside and touch grass" sayers dont know that if you go outside and touch grass for long enough you cross an event horizon in which you become significantly weirder and more fucked up than any chronically online asshole can be. and they like those people even less.

i regularly have people on trails turn and high tail it the other way when they see me coming. i can point at all the scars on my arm and name the plants that gave them to me and my opinions on them. ive lost count of how many spiders ive pulled out of my hair. you wish you were me.

its all "go outside and touch grass" until u start realizing that the outdoors should be a limitless right for everyone and you start hopping fences onto private property to collect bones from a dead animal you found or start following streams all the way to their source even if it takes you through someones baclyard and suddenly no one wants you outside anymore

Im at the point where I'm not a "trail person" but I've meet a few at this point, and can confirm, they're WEIRD in the best ways possible

Official nature post

as a Master Grass-Toucher. can confirm.

out of any of my posts to escape containment, im glad it was this one & ive loved reading each and every tag and comment added.

I’ve reprinted this drawing for the first time in years for Pride month, if you’d like one they’re here!

oh my god do my followers know about bloodchild. this is your sign to read Bloodchild by Octavia Butler. I read it when I was 15 and it changed everything. Bloodchild propaganda here it is the link again for free a pdf of Bloodchild by Octavia Butler for free to read through this link that I lovingly searched for for you to read