Just Be

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

if someone refuses to better themselves, that’s on them and you’re not obligated to stick around and hold their hand while they complain about the big mean world demanding that they own up to their own actions

something everyone should take note on.

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

i taught my boss the meaning and usage of “yeet” after i accidentally let it slip in the office and a day later he walks up to my desk and says “i just yeeted you an email” with a completely straight face and i nearly bowled over

I have so many questions

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

In the rain please. Always.

My whole entire heart. I adore this so much.

This is beautiful. So peaceful it could put me to sleep

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

my last two brain cells preparing a Depression Meal

What the MCU should have been.

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

This show is called Euphoria (2019) and it’ll be on HBO. Posting bc I had to scroll thru a lot of terf-y comments to find it. Also, the trans woman in it is played by a trans woman and trans activist! You heard me! Not a cis man, not a cis woman, an actual fucking trans woman like we deserve.