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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you

Why did this post breach containment 6 months later im planting a Bomb

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex