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a trick with writing femslash
anytime I think “someone’s already written that” or “that’s too much of an au” or “I’m not sure anyone would find this appealing”
I tell myself there’s a million destiel AUs so why limit myself
does anyone wanna talk about omegaendverse with me......
this train of thought is like inspired by a fic i saw that had normal dean and endverse dean as different designations. which is fascinating to me. but it had endverse dean as the alpha which is boooooorinnggggg die by my sword.
anyway the thing is ok let's talk worldbuilding. are you guys familiar with bitching. as a concept. it's like this newfangled omegaverse thing where alphas can turn other alphas into omegas and i love it sososomuch. let me worldbuild this out quickly.
ok so we're going with mating glands on the back of the neck. omegas have prominent ones and they become engorged during heats. for easy biting. so an alpha can inject their venom in there and it has some effect, particularly if it's done over and over for a while. one bite probably won't have an effect that's longer than a few hours, but many bites over months cause physiological changes. like a single bite will have maybe some sedative or aphrodisiac qualities from the single dose of alpha venom, but many bites will lead the omega's hormone system to rewire somewhat. maybe change how often they have heats, or how fertile they are, or how they smell. maybe even change their overall behavior. this is what it means to be a "mated" omega. repeated biting leading to physiological changes. obviously the changes will fade after not being bitten for a while, but that can take years. oh also, at least some of these changes can be achieved by being bitten by many different alphas instead of one. that's like socially taboo, but it can be done, and the only difference is that the multi-mated omega doesn't smell like any specific alpha.
anyway. non-omegas also have mating glands, theirs are just smaller, almost vestigial. but if you know where to bite, they can be bitten there. and alpha venom still has a hormonal effect. but the hormonal effect it has is to (slowly!) turn the bite recipient into an omega. over months or years. actually it would be fun if this only worked on alphas because betas don't have the correct hormone receptors. i don't know, get back to me on that. anyway. this is how bitching works, in my world.
AAAAAANYWAY dean shows up to the future. and his future self is wearing blockers. like, serious ones. which is not crazy like most people wear blockers in professional contexts in order to avoid conflict, although the ultra-strong kind that endverse dean is wearing is less common. but dean is like the leader of a group of people and not a marginal drifter, so it makes sense he's wearing blockers. and dean used to wear blockers, back when john was alive. mostly so he could defuse tension between sam and john, who are both also alphas. if you have multiple alphas in a confined space like a motel room they're likely to come to blows just due to the hormones and smells. john refused to wear blockers for macho reasons, and sam refused to wear them because john wouldn't. so dean wore them so he could get between them and prevent stuff from escalating. (dean was very annoyed when he picked sam up from stanford and found him wearing very sensible blockers, because he was trying to pass for a middle class normie and no longer just making his decisions based on what would piss john off). anyway. dean's no stranger to blockers. and it's not that weird that endverse dean is using them. everyone at the camp assumes he's an alpha because he's still got the fangs, and he technically can still do a growl with some effort. but then at some point dean and dean get in like. a physical altercation. and past dean gets a Whiff. and he's like wait. huh. glances at cas (also an alpha). glances back at endverse dean. reconsiders their Huge Divorce Energy. thinks very, very hard about his own cas back home.
obviously this dean is going to end up bitched and impregnated by the end of s6, at the latest.
what if you could become a little bottom gayboy - *biologically*... just from your little alpha bestie biting you so much... questions Dean Winchester must grapple with
(of course before Dean gets out of endverse he HAS TO sample that Castiel knot...)(there is a funny version of this where you just need to do this once to get bitched where Zachariah has to re-alpha Dean before he brings him back)
like the thing is. no fucking way is dean coming back from the future without getting bit by endverse cas at least once. it's simply not possible. he finds out cas bitched his future self and his brain whites out to television static and he wakes up knotted. just would not be able to resist it would be the only thing he thought about until it happened. but the REAL situation is. once he comes back to his own time. his cas is just gonna be like sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff. because he can smell his own bite. on dean. because dean was getting bit and knotted like eight hours ago max of subjective time. anyway dean is getting knotted right there on the side of the road right after he says don't ever change.
and i just don't think there would be enough time for major physiological changes between then and when he goes off to live with lisa. like he might smell a little weird to her, but cas was mostly busy in season five, they just didn't spend that much time together. however, as soon as dean breaks up with lisa in season six cas is clearing his schedule. and this also manages to solve their little godstiel problem since dean can just offer cas a slurp of the deanpussy and he would spit out all those souls instantly at the end of the man who knew too much.
do you have a ranking of favorite spn femslash pairings?
Thank you for asking!
1. Mary/Lisa (as I think you know!) (also that picture of sam smith looking down at the tattoo on her side is 🔥)
2. Mary/Cassie (mary should accidentally sleep with all of dean’s exes and now i want to write that fic!)
3. Mary/Jo (but mary resurrected as the 29 yo version like in 10 Minutes from Home (i love mary in that fic she’s so messy!))
4. Young Mary/Claire (with cas and dean losing their minds over it but for different reasons!)
5. Honorable mention to Lisa/Kelly (pta moms unite!) and Apocalypse World Charlie/Maggie
XOXOXO (also please tell me your favorite f/f pairings and why)
omg Cassie "knows about the supernatural" and calls in a hunter contact who calls in Mary and they meet and Mary doesn't say her last name. Case fic stuff ensues and how is Mary supposed to know that Dean has somehow fucked it up with every hot woman in the midwest???
top five femslash spn pairings!!!
Dagon/Kelly (I think I love a marriage of convenience. and also a marriage of (in)convenience.)
Jo/Cassie (I have a whole headcanon that after Cassie finds out that the supernatural is REAL that she interviews hunters and self publishes a basic guide to the most common of monsters, and she accomplishes these interviews at the Roadhouse. I have a fic that's kind of like this and I just have to finish the sex scene)
Rowena/Charlie (they are so spiky toward each other in a way that is just so. so juicy.)
Mary/Lisa (I just reread everything ends before you want it to and I love an unlikable but relatable Mary. Those men are not her babies!!)
Anna/Mary (I still need to just... finish one of the AnnaMary things I started.

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only god knows, only god would believe,
supernatural triangle week
hi everybody! in july it will be my birthday and you all have to cater to my interests. and my interests are SUPERNATURAL and TRIANGULAR DYNAMICS! muahahaha.
i am hosting an event for putting characters from the cw's supernatural through romantic trysts where three may or may not be a crowd. from throuples to love triangles and everything in between. five days of threes (and mores), from july ninth to july thirteenth.
rules:
this is totally ship agnostic! pick whatever characters you wish. just make sure there's at least three.
tag your stuff #spntriangleweek if you put it on tumblr.
put your stuff in the ao3 collection if it's on ao3.
make it something at least vaguely related to the prompts below.
have fun!
thursday, july ninth: love triangle / omegaverse and etc.
get your love triangle on. whether it's about being torn between what one should want and what one does want, or being truly in love with two people at once, it's time to force our favorite characters to make some hard decisions.
grab your favorite fanfiction gender system: omegaverse, biobdsm, or some new thing you came up with based on side-blotched lizards. now make it triangles.
friday, july tenth: polyamory / closet
put your characters in an actual throuple - or maybe a v. have them react to their partner's new girlfriend, or just sit back and watch.
nail that closet door shut. it's your choice as to whether you want to take a crowbar to it by the end of the story
saturday, july eleventh: triangulation of desire / vessels
have your characters express their desire for each other through their desire for someone else. have character a believe they are in love with character b because character b has character c. or have them become obsessed with becoming character b. have character a micromanage b and c's sex life as a substitute for fucking character b. have characters a and c perform their love through character b's body.
exploit supernatural's most fun mechanic - possession. have more people than there are bodies to go around, and let that complicate sex and sexuality.
sunday, july twelfth: infidelity / alternate norms
get down to business homewrecking. destroy the nuclear family. ruin lives in petty, horrible little ways, then give out undeserved happy endings. or don't :).
show me a society where the norm is something else - patriarchal polygamy, sedoretu, troll romance, or something totally original. then show me the characters butting up against those norms, or perhaps... violating them.
monday, july thirteenth: something other / voyeurism
explore a triangular dynamic which isn't exactly about three "people" who "want" to "fuck" each other. explore the concept of the platonic third wheel who is more deeply In This Relationship than either of the people fucking each other. or perhaps consider that the third in a relationship might not be a person, but a memory, or a concept, or an inanimate object.
just because there are three people in the dynamic doesn't mean the other two have to know that.
supernatural triangle week! come play with me this july, from the ninth to the thirteenth.
come into my bedroom
Brunette demon women whomst I am gay for. Because it’s pride month

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I started rereading clockwork angel because I was obsessed with it at age 12 and have a sense of morbid curiosity but uh. Hey is Will literally just Dean Winchester. He has the same vibes that people used to write him with in Supernatural fanfiction and I know Clare got her start in Harry Potter fanfiction circles. Does that make Jem Castiel or Sam. I know Tessa’s probably just a self insert or like generic heroine, but. Huh.
Trying very hard to understand how Rachel Miners face works
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Trying very hard to understand how Rachel Miners face works
Blood. Face. Concrete.
Jo/Meg humiliation mommy kink fic anyone? :) Here's the opening:
Blood. Face. Concrete. A combination all too familiar for a hunter of her caliber. Jo grits her teeth and tries to wriggle her way out from under the supernaturally strong hand keeping her cheek to the cold, hard floor, but only succeeds in finding an even more uncomfortable position, her cheekbone digging into the unforgiving surface. It isn't a clean floor: gravel and dirt crowd onto her face, and she had to keep one eye squeezed shut to avoid getting any under the lid.
"Oh sweetie," comes the cooing condescension of her captor, just as humiliating at the easy crouch over Jo's back as she struggles to no avail, "Do you need some help? You know how to ask."
"Screw you," Jo snarls, sharply knocking her shoulder into Meg's backside and hissing at the wrench in her aching muscles.
"Poor little Jo-jo. You know a tantrum like this isn't going to help anything. I'm just trying to help you, baby."
The edge of a sharp fingernail scrapes Jo's cheek, stopping only millimeters below her open eye. Jo huffs out a trembling laugh, then some trembling words: "You think you scare me? Please. I've handled worse than you with both hands tied behind my back."
She crosses her wrists in anticipation, subtly tilted so she could bust out of any rope or zip-tie with a little Houndini-ing, but Meg doesn't take the bait.
"I've told you exactly how to get out of this, Jo-jo. No need for any tricks. I'll do exactly as you please. Are you going to say it?"
"Let me go."
The pressure on Jo's head increases, tight pain starring out from the point of her cheekbone. "No, duckie. Say it properly."
Jo bites the inside of her cheek, holding back a keen at the pain. Meg sighs with affected disappointment. Her hand moves from Jo's head but the pressure doesn't, Meg's demonic power effortlessly taking its place. The snip of scissors and a flash of cold metal at Jo's spine make her freeze stiff, and she feels every smooth slide of the scissors up her spine as Meg cuts her shirt in two.
"Fuck. You." Jo manages to choke out, as Meg cuts through the elastic and straps of her bra without hesitation, despite the clasp being right there.
"Little blue petals," Meg notes, pulling her ruined bra out from under her and holding it up to examine it, then sliding her eyes to Jo's with a sly smirk; "You brought me flowers? You shouldn't have."
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Here's my thing, I think I could enjoy fan content about Lucifer (set in the earlier seasons. Past like. 12 hes just annoying) but most people want to believe his whole deal/the vibes he projects. I think its way more interesting to think of him as a kid lashing out at his dad, not some pure evil monster, and treating him as such!! I don't think people actually enjoy him as an emotionally immature but powerful being because thats not really dangerous and sexy. Ya know?
a little bit of dean seducing and tormenting cas, but so sweetly. dean and cas talk about what cas was doing while dean was with lisa.