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spin-the-wheel-polls

you have been transformed into a plushie from this wheel!

https://wheelofnames.com/ds8-ea5

are you enjoying your new plush life?

yes! I'm finally happy

I wish I could be this plush in real life

okay, could be better

I hate myself

I hope I'm in the hands of a toy customizer so I don't have to look like this

Voting ended onApr 28

(you will be sentient and such in plush form, you operate on toy story logic)

kiokijin

(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

@anonmousegosqueak (there's a mouse plushy)

@sirbonesly

@writer-fennec

anonmousegosqueak

I have never been happier in my whole goddamn life.

@discordantcongregate

discordantcongregate

(つ╥﹏╥)つ♡♡♡

#100000/10 #Literally me #Legit a little sad that I can't be this irl #Plushcore #Therian #Nonhuman

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coolfrogdude

you may take it. ONCE.

discordantcongregate

greelin

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

greelin

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

anonmousegosqueak

WHAT THE FUCK

CLINT?? CLINT WON????

I'm not even exaggerating, I cried just a little bit when I learned :(

...who tf even likes Clint?

discordantcongregate

literally shrieked (/neg) when I heard, it concerned our cat :(

#Linus would've been great #ANYONE other than clintcel would've been great #Let me marry the dwarf ffs!!!#Not clint!!!!!!

lesbyterianchurch

It’s that month again folks! Happy February.

#Big top burger #Cesare

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#iron lung #markiplier #memes

its-chips-main

yeah sorry im an ironlung blog now. no sorry it's forever. the me you once knew died in that blood ocean and came back Different. there truly is no chance of coming back the same from the moment you first see beyond the veil....... an event horizon; a point of no return.

they will get their execution (reason to unfollow me). i will get my freedom (cringe on main)

mcapriglioneart

how to draw arms ? ?

swagginsloths

holy fuck

shoutsofthunder

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

gabbyzvolt25

I NEARLY CHOKED

lifeofcynch

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

deactivated-blog

finally. i can be accurate

shiny-charming

This is too fucking great to not reblog

wishem

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

keithislactoseintolerant-deacti

🤣🤣

urhella-gaychloe

LMAOOOOOO

fernacular

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

fernacular

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting:

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

erasaure

i-am-corbin-dallas

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

drrockbell

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

pinkmistle06

Reblogging for my art buddies!

just-laufeyson-deactivated20231

This is super helpful for me now :D

thesassiestcolor

I feel like Tumblr should really appreciate Iron Lung even if not Markiplier fans whatsoever. It's got all the good stuff. A man being thrown around, going crazy, facing cosmic horrors all while being covered in blood. What's not to love

discordantcongregate

Don't forget the man titties! Big boobaling harnessed up man titties.

jailrotting

hello guys my name is Markiplier

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ask-the-starstruck-sides

Ik you said no spoilers for iron lung but whats your opinion about the part where Markiplier goes "I got it! I know how to survive! It's Lunging time!", he starts his magical girl transformation and then the fish breaks into the hull and kills him instantly like in the game

#iron lung #it's really good you guys #really neat gothic story structure #very fun camerawork #not a perfect movie #but a damn good one

wait nvm you think that being fat is an axis of oppression instead of a consequence of eating too damn much. go count your calories commie

oh damn, never considered that before, tysm for the helpful advice i really appreciate it heartemoji heartemoji

#tw fatphobia #tw anorexia #lmao imagine having the shits to give #to send not one but two anons about uhhhh #checks notes #how annoyed you personally are that I'm a fat communist #damn bro u really showed me

consolecadet

Late last year I got an oil wash t-shirt, which is a fabric treatment I really like the look of, but it has also stained my skin gray twice even after a good wash. I assume it will eventually stop, but what a drag

discordantcongregate

homemade diy sharpie bath

I hate how every time I feel even a sliver of attraction to a hot person, especially a hot guy, I'm immediately overcome with just the hugest wave of shame and self hatred, because no matter how different I look in my head, no matter how I cut my hair and pitch my voice and change my posture, I still feel like I'm in the body of a fat girl, and fat girls' attraction (especially sexual attraction) is inherently a joke. Go ahead, name a piece of media where a fat girl is into a guy and it's treated as anything other than a joke about how uncomfortable he is. No really, please name them, because I can't think of a single one and I would love to read/watch something that doesn't make me feel like shit for existing.

#fatphobia #transphobia #my phone keeps trying to autocorrect transphobia to transportation #and at this point I'm so paranoid that I can't help but wonder if it's some big ploy by google or some shit #anyways #even otherwise progressive media still seems to think it's fine to have a joke where someone who isn't conventionally attractive #is visibly into a conventionally attractive person #and thats the joke #so funny #really did a number on our brain chemistry as a kid #and continues to even now #The Girl Who Was Plugged In is great commentary on it

charlesoberonn

Sci-fi: Credits?

Fantasy: Gold pieces. Quests?

Sci-fi: Missions. Bounty hunters?

Fantasy: Sellswords. Magic?

Sci-fi: *sigh* Science.

Sci-fi: . . . Crystals?

Fantasy: Crystals!

Sci-fi: Crystals!

Both: ♪ Crystals! Crystals! Crystals! ♫

charlesoberonn

Fantasy: Princesses?

Sci-fi: Princesses! Ancient civilizations?

Fantasy: Ancient civilizations! Dashing rogues?

Sci-fi: Dashing rogues! Non-human people?

Fantasy: Non-human people! . . . Sexy non-human people?

Sci-fi: *wiggles eyebrows* Sexy non-human people.

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