the dripping knight

The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

Its likely theyve never been without friends, or not for long. To them there is an endless supply of new people to connect with and share the ups and downs of life, like a fish in water they exist innately within Community and Family without fully understanding it.. but it is those who live outside of it that understand its flow and composition, its inseperable Value to life, only someone who knows what it is to be Alone and then be Found understands the true Power of Friendship. (　・`ω・´)°

reblog to KILL jk rowling

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

Oh no that kid might move here when they’re older, offsetting our low birth rate and paying taxes, oh no.

Immigrants almost always make a place more interesting so I just shrimply do not give a fuck

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

Luigi probably fucks though.

Ok but why is Luigi different

displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.

Peach lives a life that is almost entirely defined by her position as an object of other people's desire, wherein she is robbed of autonomy by Bowser and expected to reward Mario with signs of affection. I think if anyone in Mario has complex thoughts about sexuality to work through with a therapist, it's Peach.

What I'm hearing is Daisy needs to take Peach to a strip club

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor