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my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

Can anyone tell me if the Unabomber was problematic

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts