writing and cracking up at your own jokes because you’re so freaking hilarious

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writing and cracking up at your own jokes because you’re so freaking hilarious

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i was watching friends in a dark room and they said “all that stuff about rachel” and alexa heard it and started playing rachel platten on shuffle
guys i’m scared
people my age are out there making important life decisions and I’m stressed because I can’t decide what to watch on Netflix
I just spent the last 10 minutes scrolling through my own likes wondering why I’ve already liked every post
what is my life

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i’m sorry for this post
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
I can’t help it because they suck. I’m not making fun of them because they suck.
My mom on familial drama
*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

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@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
I believe in the money dog😀
I believe in the money 🐶
Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕
Just woke up 🙌🏿
Pplease😭🙏🏽
When you try to take a cute picture of your dog but your dog is an awkward mess like you so he just stares blankly into space instead of looking at the camera

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Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches
I love him
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.