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willgrahamscock

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

fuckedndstupid

cunt-force-therapy

Why are they in Hell

willgrahamscock

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

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batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

#LOL

pinkegodeath

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

reunioninn

#funny as hell seeing on twit someone convert the currency bc he is flexing 5 whole dollars here lol #guilty gear

expressions-of-nature

by Lena Polishko

#cats

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divorcedwife

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

divorcedwife

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

#comfrey #i like!#one day off from silkworm tho i wouldve liked that more honestly akdhdhsj

kropotkindersurprise

July 20/21, 2026 - Anger is spreading across Italy after state thugs in Bologna murdered Abderrahim Fakir, a 42-year old Moroccan man, during an arrest on Monday. Footage of the killing has gone viral on social media, with Fakir clearly begging for help as policemen suffocate him. Workers and youth chanted "police murderers" and "the whole world hates you" at police lines during demonstrations in the city, and clashed with riot police. [video]/[video]

trashgoblin11

#akdhshaj #deltarune

magentasnail

It's like looking in a mirror

#aw #deltarune

no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

themainspoon

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

dumbtrannybitch

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

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sea-salted-wolverine

Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.

sea-salted-wolverine

Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.

Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.

sea-salted-wolverine

okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.

So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.

shiftythrifting

Clown old man yaoi plate found at goodwill in south pasadena

what's that mouth do

dogpuppy

mandywondering

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

dietspam16

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

the-irreverend

The GOAT

#toby fox

thewitchofart

#horrifying 😭#deltarune

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