d & p

HOLY SHIT BRO

never kill urself

all of my former dnp mutuals just woke up like sleeper agents, my dash looks like 2014

Pocket pal

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

You’re right cumaddict72

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

I want to know what kind of face the owner made to get that response