Alex

Zeus worshipers be like

those carp are gunna taste like shit from being so stressed.

Wish Tumblr would just say "the op has you blocked" instead of pretending it's a connection error or whatever cuz with the track record of this site I think it might be a legitimate error like 70% of the time

Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

my hairy booty hole

This post is literal perfection

No probert Robert

When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.

my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made

I can’t tell you how much I’ve wanted to yank people’s mask to cover their damn faces. Especially the nimrods that are walking around with their flipping noses hanging out

Me working in the hospital