Spark of Madness

Lisa Needham at Daily Kos:

Oh, Mike Lindell. He’d be dangerous if he weren’t so absolutely hapless, forever tripping over his own feet. Just a few days after the MyPillow shill and notorious election denier snagged President Donald Trump’s endorsement in the Minnesota GOP gubernatorial primary, the Minnesota Star Tribune is reporting that Lindell, despite running for governor in Minnesota, is not registered to vote in Minnesota.

Yes, the guy who owes literal millions over his unhinged conspiracy theories about rigged voting machines and rampant voter fraud and stolen elections apparently did not think it prudent to register in the state he ostensibly lives in and wants to lead. Instead, Lindell is still registered in Texas, where he had been living, though he says he is now reestablishing his residency in Minnesota. He told the Star Tribune that he didn’t know if he was registered in Minnesota but “obviously I’m going to vote” and would not vote in Texas because “I’m not going to vote twice.”

Mike Lindell’s “Not going to vote twice” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.

Now, because Lindell lives in Minnesota, he can register to vote on Election Day, so no harm, no foul. However, it is distinctly odd that someone whose entire campaign is based on screaming about election fraud wasn’t aware of where they were currently registered to vote. Also, fun fact: Trump’s Department of Justice is targeting Minnesota’s same-day registration, with head civil rights goon Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon demanding the state give her all its same-day registration records because of all the fraudsies.  At least Lindell isn’t alone. His fellow GOP candidates commit voter fraud at rates anywhere from 50x to 38,000x the amount of everyone else. 

No one is trusting horoscopes and fortune tellers as much as Christians trust the Bible.

If someone hated people because of what a fortune teller told them or wanted laws passed based on horoscopes, people would think they were insane.

The 55-year-old brother of former U.S. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard was arrested and charged Friday with second-degree custodial interference after allegedly trying to lure children to a Waikiki hotel room.

The Honolulu Police Department said they opened an investigation after receiving a report about a “stranger danger” incident at a Waikiki hotel pool at about 2 p.m. Sunday.

The billionaire class wants to turn you into feudal serfs, literal peasants.