Blame the Fractures in the Glass

I’m dead

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

bro

The second the music kicked in I knew shit was about to go down

This was a hell of a rollercoaster jeez I’m crying

I made this joke without realizing this was literally the plot if Ouran High School

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

alternate world where japan’s animation industry reached a point where shows can only succeed by grotesquely fetishizing the male characters’ testicles instead of the female characters’ breasts, to the point that all male characters have clearly visible testicles in all their outfits and there’s always at least one dude who has really huge balls and his skinny jeans are like vacuum sealed onto his legs so it’s like he’s basically bottomless and his balls are the focal point of every shot he’s present in and they sort of waft around unnaturally with every movement he makes and all the male characters openly compare testicle sizes and get jealous of the dudes with larger testicles and certain character archetypes are defined by their the size of their balls

Literal perfection

writes “love u” instead of “love you” so u can know that I mean it but also so I’m not coming on too strong

you have got to be fucking kidding me. Human dancer? I can already be that in real life fuck this shit

dark elf death knight aka every worker in a hot topic store