I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead

I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight

Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans

Need me a freak like this 😩

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

You mean that haircut so painfully, obviously awful that any self-respecting date would immidiately ruffle it, thus guarunteeing Zuko the first bit of friendly touch from someone other than his uncle for more than three years? Or the haircut so bad that it will imidiately trigger mocking jokes and help break the tension that Zuko is so prone to?

Iroh wins again.

This counts as science

i mean, yeah, that’s what science is. you ask a question, you perform an experiment, you report your findings. this is science.

country roads will be like "i know a place you belong" then take you home

PRECIOUS BB

HE STOL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

Forms for the glorious morphological freedom future