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I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless

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Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

Wrong account my fault

How do I vote from Canada.

this was so funny of me. i had a job so horrible i was posting like a freak to cope with it

Does this mean we have to inflict psychological torment to get freak posts from you.

problematic stuffie collection size gap

jerking off to friends is my forbidden fruit. and i'm not even in a garden

"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

want to give a lazy blowjob until i fall asleep huffing musk. is that too much to ask of this cruel, cruel world...