hell hath no fury like a dived mercy

my phone storage almost full so i keep getting spammed by android "storage space running out" notifications as i scroll through social media aaaahdhffjdjdjj

julia armfield who hurt you and why did you choose to enact that violence on the rest of us

:( man

oh chat we are so cooked

no fucking way she talked her way out of going to the doctors again 😭😭😭

the call is coming from inside the house!!!!!

why tf do they keep smelling flesh......

ugh okay i know i was saying justice for leah and all that but i am NOTHING 🚫 like that 🫵 therapist. even if they're right 🤷 anyway we should eat them. and also that one guy that was like "which ones yours" 🤔🤮

your wife is growing scales and losing nails and bleeding out of her skin pores and we still dont wanna see the gp huh what is this clownery

having a mermaid wife is honestly one of the most sapphic things ever we are living the dream rn

GET A BETTER THERAPIST

theyre gonna bly manor us arent they

GO TO THERAPY!!!! GET MARRIAGE COUNSELLING!!!!!

"i miss my wife" your wife is right there 😭 maybe she came back a little wrong but why are you refusing to share a bed. why are you lying about running errands just to get away from her. why are you telling her to shut up when she starts rambling 😭😭😭 maybe she should be the one missing you.

started reading our wives under the sea and oml what do you mean your wife is bleeding from her skin pores and you tried to take her to A&E but she didn't want to go so you just said okay and dropped it 😐💣