I Live In My Puter

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed

*parents voice* believe it or not but the united states actually used to be a respectable country that i could be proud of, and this was back when i was a child and knew nothing about geopolitics and was completely ignorant to all of the atrocities the nation was committing at the time