Jane T.'s Sizeable Touhous

Salutations!

Before I start: Are you under 18? If you are, go scroll your tiktoks, chat to your AI girlfriend, do whatever you young'uns do nowadays. Stop reading this and get out of this blog. I'd rather not have you here at all.

Now that's out of the way: I'm not Jane (but feel free to call me that here), pleased to meet you!

I have plenty of roleplay experience in various other locales, along with a decently extensive experience in writing both SFW and NSFW works. I mostly post art on my other accounts under this name, but here I do roleplay as the various muses that you can meet below. Almost all of them are from Touhou Project, but I am absolutely open to crossing over with whoever you might have.

Below are links of import: Rules here! Muses and their info here! OC muses and their info here! You can find my art on Tumblr at @jane-throwawayov!

I prefer roleplaying through here rather than Discord. If you wish to have access to me there for matters outside of roleplay, feel free to ask for my username on there.

Exponentially.

Meiling has noticed... the spam mail has been piling up right beneath her boots. The visitors to the Scarlet Devil Mansion often leave the occasional mail that the mansion gets with her since she's almost always at the front gate...

"People do love writing, huh."

THE CULTURAL (and MULTI-DIMENSIONAL) WEIGHT EXCHANGE

[Insert Theme Music Here...]

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Gensokyo had always been known as a place where magic and oddity were hand in hand like two bedfellows working all nighters... I mean, if things like poisonous fog, demons, and the concept of hell for humans, animals, and other entities were possible, then why not other things? Either way, it went to show that there was always going to be something weird happening in a place like this. And today would be no different, as our story takes us to a familiar mansion that everyone knows and loves... The Scarlet Mansion. Where a familiar maido is busy at work...

[♫ The Maid and the Pocket Watch of Blood]

Minadzuki 17th, Reiwa 8 (17/06/2026) Scarlet Devil Mansion, Gensōkyō.

Where a familiar meido is busy at work...

"...pardon?"

Isn't that meido way too familiar? No, not her. The other maid. The other one dressed like her, with the same hair and eye color, moving around somewhat similarly, the only difference being that of body shape. Sort of like the wacky mirror you'd find in the circus. Or the storage room of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. The difference between the two is "not much".

Poke, poke...

To confirm that it's not a wacky mirror that somebody put in the middle of the corridor to prank her, Sakuya goes for the ultimate reality check: poking herself. As in, the herself in front of her. The other one. You know what, this whole clone business is complicated, just roll with it. Paradoxes are way too much for her doggy brain to handle.

The tome's paper and leather don't even seem that old when analyzed properly, most likely just tattered as the result of some kind of mishandling...

"..."

Now, the problem is that there are so many books that it'd be quite impossible for even Patchouli to remember and catalogue them all. That's the job of the librarian and her servant, Koakuma. So, the fact that the book had appeared out of nowhere did not stick out to Patchouli at all. The other parts did indeed stick out plenty though.

"Very funny. Hilarious, even. The schmuck who did this I'll have to deal with later..."

The completely deadpan of her voice made it all the clear that she did, in fact, not find it funny to have a book in her library be damaged.

"Something bad will definitely happen if I open it."

Despite that, she opened it.