dinosaurs

i’m doing hot girl shit. *rewatches the same show/movie for the 87654th time*

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me showing it to them, recognized me from the family photos, and confronted me about it at a family gathering a few years ago 

LMAOOOO cnn said trump just tried to personally tweet from the potus account and twitter immediately deleted the tweet. what did he say on the potus account i wanna know

trump has apparently now tried tweeting from FOUR different government accounts

Me walking into work

I love when i see a baguette poking out of the top of a grocery bag… its like yes….. thats exactly where u should be

if this has been done PLEASE let me know i would DIE to read this fic and thats NOT being dramatic

high key I love this

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

this is one of the cutest most fucking delightful things i’ve ever seen.

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know