I need to repost the funniest fucking video my friend has ever made I cant stop thinking about it I need to inflict it on more people

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I need to repost the funniest fucking video my friend has ever made I cant stop thinking about it I need to inflict it on more people

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I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh
all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together
I keep trying to lure girls into my cage so I can do whatever I want with them, but I keep getting stuck on the part where she sticks a hand through the bars and I get too excited and bite her
she sent me this in the middle of a d&d session while in vc and i started crying
post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired
all the replies: you're a fucking idiot
*after act 2*
all the replies: how the fuck did you know that
okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

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if you're taking a sexy photoshoot with a firearm i think you need to keep the vector of nakedness to gun size at a maximum length
if you've got a handgun then like, some jeans and boots and a plate carrier is probably the nakedest you can get but if you have a anti-materiel rifle you can definitely get away with like just some panties or something
and then if you wanna get well and truly naked you probably need some sort of artillery piece
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romeo and cinderella............len
in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up
it’s been talked about a million times but way too many books now have a problem with telling and not showing. a character in the book i’m reading rn said “my therapist says my anorexia and drug use is my way of gaining control” girl i don’t want to hear that i want to see you starving yourself and snorting coke every time something goes wrong
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I love when people who aren't from Arizona try to draw/paint/model cacti, especially saguaros because god. It's always so bad. Look at this.
All due respect Mr. Joy of Painting but that saguaro is ILL. That thing is on death's door. At LEAST 175 years old. He describes it as a big one that got a lot of sun and nourishment and like no I don't think it did!! I think it's fucking dead, dude!!! They only look that skinny when they're about to DIE.
A healthy full grown saguaro below for reference.
I'm gonna be so for real Bob, idk what you painted, but it wasn't a big and nourished saguaro.

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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.
This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.
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