Evil Pervert Knight

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

I keep trying to lure girls into my cage so I can do whatever I want with them, but I keep getting stuck on the part where she sticks a hand through the bars and I get too excited and bite her

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

it’s been talked about a million times but way too many books now have a problem with telling and not showing. a character in the book i’m reading rn said “my therapist says my anorexia and drug use is my way of gaining control” girl i don’t want to hear that i want to see you starving yourself and snorting coke every time something goes wrong

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.