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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

I think if you have food allergies or intolerances you should gain the ability to eat other things instead. Like sure maybe I can't eat alliums or brassicas, but I can eat tree bark and small pebbles.

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

there is something so perfect. so emblematic of the pop culture landscape we live in. that for the next however long, the canonical ending of doctor who is that the doctor turns into billie piper for absolutely no fucking reason

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

I forgot my AirPod died and this blasted at full volume 😭💔

LMAO

My favorite thing about bugs is there will always be one you've never seen before

i like how music sounds and makes me feel

sorry

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?