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"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

I forgot my AirPod died and this blasted at full volume 😭💔

LMAO

My favorite thing about bugs is there will always be one you've never seen before

i like how music sounds and makes me feel

sorry

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

unfortunately the english were incapable of making it greenwich nicies time

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine