Blushing Shoujo Hero

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CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

Fucking what.

Look, I’ve always said it—American women, they should all know how to make casseroles. Tremendous casseroles. And, by the way, nobody appreciates casseroles more than me, believe me. I’ve seen the best, I’ve had the best. Other countries, they try, but it’s a disaster, folks. Total disaster. France? Forget it. They can’t do casseroles. China? No chance. But America—America makes the best casseroles in the world, and everybody knows it. People come up to me, they say, ‘Madam, nobody has ever done casseroles like you talk about casseroles.’ And it’s true! It’s true. Because casserole—it’s American, it’s strong, it’s hearty. Just like this country when I was running it, okay? Just like that. And honestly, if you don’t know how to make a casserole, you’re missing out, big league.