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Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

how the fuck is it the 1st time i see this !!!?

Stream anemone song on Spotify, Tidal, and Apple Music

Never!

HEY UM IS THIS THE RADATOOEY LADY

Stop making fun of my accent 😭

Not to be furiously antimodern but like. Existence has meaning

Existence has meaning, some of which is found and some of which is created, and doing this is among the noblest of human quests

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

The Good Place said “there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth trying to be a good person, treating other people with dignity and compassion, loving and supporting one another, and fighting for a better system” and I for one think that’s very radical of them

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

welp

thats creepy

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

Abuse begins with insecurity

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

Let’s see how many followers I will lose over this! 🙃

Of all the white rappers out there, white boys from Fishers, Indiana, especially,should NOT rap

why ?

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

You do the crime, you get the crime.

Now Crime Man has to have a seperate blog all on its own as well as its own following.

The plan is to eventually make a crowdfunding campaign for a Crime Man graphic novel. I’m already in talks with people who could do the art.

He knew what he was doing

needed another reblog

This is how one of our cats came to us!!! My parents live in a rural area with lots of little farms and lots of people who don’t spay and neuter their cats. Felix just followed them home on a walk and the farmer told them to keep him.

yall see the words “gay” and “frog” and just slam that reblog huh

@toydrill @squidbot

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

Bonus round of You Can Tell Me Anything (But If I Don’t Like It You’re In Big Trouble Even If You’re Asking For Help)

I’m Always Here For You! (Until You Upset Me In Any Way)™.

I’m lucky to have such a well behaved kid! (Until you make one tiny slip up and I yell at you for being dysfunctional)™

i’ll help you if you ask (unless its something that i consider easy in which case i’ll make you feel bad and think youre a dumbass for not knowing it even though its something i never taught you)

I’m Always Here To Talk To (Except I Have My Own Problems And Will Tell You That You Aren’t Having A Hard Time)

Tell Me If Something Is Upsetting You (Unless It’s Me, Because Then I’ll Make Fun Of You For Being Too Sensitive)

Please Don’t Ever Feel That You Can’t Talk To Me If You Are Struggling With Mental Health (If You Try To Seek Help From Me For Any Serious Issues I Will Panic And Try To Exert Complete Control And You Will Also Have To Comfort Me)

I Understand This Is Not Your Fault (I’m Going To Shame You For It The Rest Of The Week Anyways)

You’re In Pain? Well I Have A Chronic Pain Disorder, You’re A Wuss (I’m Also Going To Ignore The Fact That Most Of My Problems Are Hereditary)