tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

Pussy so good you know she’s got a tumblr

t shirt that just says thats not what the fuck i meant

as per my last straw,

wow this place is a freakshow. i respect literally all of you people

wait... u have other mutuals? i thought we were special

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

in a way i am my own dead wife

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

petition for things to stop